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FLY BY(razor)WIRE

It's late afternoon in the sticky, warm air of Palma airport while hordes of British people (fresh from the sun-soaked beaches which have left them lobster red) are piling into budget airlines ready to fly back to their lives to boast their second degree burns to friends (blisters and all). However, 2 planes explode after takeoff leaving people in a state of panic. On the next flight, while careening down the runway gaining momentum, the intercom says "Dont worry this plane is fully automa ma ma ma..."


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Submitted by : David Todd
Submitted on : 18-Aug-2007
Category : Airline Humor
Rating : 1.69/5 (25 votes)
Joke Language : English
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