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Smoking Fine

*About to take off*

Flight Attendant: "Let us remind you that there is a $2,000 fine for smoking and/or tampering with lavatory equipment. If you want to pay $2,000 to fly to San Diego, fly Delta!"

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Submitted by : Aid
Submitted on : 18-Aug-2007
Category : Airline Humor
Rating : 4.17/5 (6 votes)
Joke Language : English
Joke Viewed : 3956 times.
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