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Faster ain't always better

A young guy in an F-14 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

The veteran bomber pilot answered, "Try this hot-shot." The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level.

Perplexed, the hotdog asked, "So? What did you do?"

"Well, I just engaged auto pilot, went for a pee and a coffee . So, could you do that?"



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Submitted by : Gunny
Submitted on : 18-Nov-2004
Category : Military Humor
Rating : 4.67/5 (56 votes)
Joke Language : English
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