That all-important altitude

When in doubt, hold onto your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky.

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Submitted by : CaptNeal
Submitted on : 15-Nov-2004
Category : Words of Wisdom
Rating : 4/5 (19 votes)
Joke Language : English
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