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Almost a good idea

The student in his primary trainer was flying a solo cross-country. He lost his way and before he finally ran out of fuel he decided to put it down on a road. With hardly any cars on the road he managed to coast his aircraft into a gas station and said to the attendant, "Fill 'er up!"

The attendant just looked at the pilot.

"I bet you don't get too many airplanes asking for a refuel," said the pilot.

The attendant replied "True, most pilots use that airport over there."

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Submitted by : WannaB
Submitted on : 10-Nov-2004
Category : Student Pilots
Rating : 3.87/5 (25 votes)
Joke Language : English
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