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One Old Captain

"Welcome to Las Vegas, Nevada. We'd like to thank you for flying Southwest Airlines, and on behalf of the flight deck we'd also like to extend a very special and very happy 101st Birthday to a gentleman seated near the front of the aircraft." (scattered applause) "So... if you happen to see the Captain on the way out, mind his walker, shake his hand, and wish him well with another 100 years working here at Southwest Airlines."



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Submitted by : Jon
Submitted on : 20-Dec-2004
Category : Airline Humor
Rating : 3.82/5 (36 votes)
Joke Language : English
Joke Viewed : 24596 times.
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