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Guess the airline this Flight Attendant works for...

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Calgary noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she is so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant! But which airline does she work for?"

Hoping to gain her attention, he leaned toward her and uttered the Delta Slogan, "Love to fly and it shows?" She gave him a blank, confused stare and he immediately thought to himself, "Nope, not Delta." He leaned towards her again, "Something special in the air?" She gave him the same confused look. He mentally kicked himself, and scratched American Airlines off the list. Next he tried the United slogan, "I would really love to fly your friendly skies?" This time the woman savagely turned to him and barked, "What the &#@* do you want?" The man smiled, then slumped back in his chair,and said.... "Ahhh, Air Canada!"

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Submitted by : YVR_Blondie
Submitted on : 24-Aug-2008
Category : Airline Humor
Rating : 4.64/5 (68 votes)
Joke Language : English
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