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Jolly Old St. Nicholas

I wrote this about 18 years ago, so it's rather dated, but a lot of controllers think it's funny:
"Jolly Old St. Nicholas, I'm from the FAA
I've been told that you have no transponder on your sleigh!
Christmas Eve is coming soon, so listen close to me,
Get your sled transponder rigged, make sure it has Mode C!
When the clock is striking 12 and kids are all asleep,
Controllers at their radarscopes an eye on you will keep,
If you're flying through the sky and no Mode C appears,
Put your reindeer out to graze,
You're grounded for 10 years!


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Submitted by : Jeanie Baker Hubbard
Submitted on : 19-Mar-2008
Category : ATC Humor
Rating : 2.63/5 (8 votes)
Joke Language : English
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