| » T'was the night before christmas - Aviation version |
| T'was the night before Christmas, and out on the ramp,
Not an airplane was stirring, not even a Champ.
The aircraft were fastened to tiedowns with care,
In hopes that come morning, they all would be there.
The fuel trucks were nestled, all snug in ... |
| Added on : 13-Jan-2012 |
Added by : Leo Sutton |
Rating : 5/5 (3 votes) |
| » look to your right! |
| Captain of Westjet flight on intercom:
"If the people on the right side of the aircraft will look out their windows, they will see a great view of Lake Ontario. If the people on the left side of the aircraft look to their right, they will see the bac ... |
| Added on : 13-Jan-2012 |
Added by : Rob S |
Rating : 5/5 (1 vote) |
| » Stay ahead of the airplane |
| Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Brad |
Rating : 4.84/5 (40 votes) |
| » Behind the Virgins |
| ATC to airplane: "Fraction 930 taxi to holding postion RWY 26. You are number 6 after the Virgins."
Fraction 930: "I've never had to queue behind that many virgins before - never ever in my whole life!" ... |
| Added on : 18-Aug-2007 |
Added by : Squawkident |
Rating : 4.83/5 (12 votes) |
| » We have the localizer... sort of |
| ATC: N123, have you captured the localizer?
N123: Negative..... but ... |
| Added on : 16-Jun-2009 |
Added by : Samuel Rares |
Rating : 4.76/5 (17 votes) |
| » Squawk list |
| "Squawks" are problems noted by pilots and left for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints logged by pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
(P) is the problem found by the pilot, (S) is th ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : A&Ptobe |
Rating : 4.72/5 (78 votes) |
| » 1997 Darwin Award Winner! |
| You all know about the Darwin Award - It is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing himself in the most extraordinarily stupid way. The 1995 winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine that ... |
| Added on : 20-Dec-2004 |
Added by : cx409 |
Rating : 4.71/5 (38 votes) |
| » The 30 Greatest Lies in Aviation |
| The 30 Greatest Lies in Aviation:1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.2. Me? I've never busted minimums.3. We will be on time, maybe even early.4. I have no interest in flying for the airlines.5. All that turbulence spoiled my ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : TerminalBob |
Rating : 4.69/5 (22 votes) |
| » Faster ain't always better |
| A young guy in an F-14 fighter was flying escort for a B-52 and generally being a nuisance, acting like a hotdog, flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The hotdog said over the air, "Anything you can do, I can do better."
The veteran bomber pil ... |
| Added on : 18-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Gunny |
Rating : 4.67/5 (56 votes) |
| » Just for laughs |
| Q: What do you call 20 Flight Attendants in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What is the difference between a F/A and a jet engine?
A: The engine stops whining at the gate.
Q: Why does it take a F/A 5 minutes to open a carton of orange ... |
| Added on : 06-Jun-2010 |
Added by : C Simmons |
Rating : 4.67/5 (6 votes) |
