| » Stay ahead of the airplane |
| Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier. ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Brad |
Rating : 4.81/5 (29 votes) |
| » Santa loses an engine |
| Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his l ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Jokemaster |
Rating : 4.8/5 (25 votes) |
| » Better safe than sorry |
| It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here. ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : CaptNeal |
Rating : 4.79/5 (19 votes) |
| » The 30 Greatest Lies in Aviation |
| The 30 Greatest Lies in Aviation:1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.2. Me? I've never busted minimums.3. We will be on time, maybe even early.4. I have no interest in flying for the airlines.5. All that turbulence spoiled my ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : TerminalBob |
Rating : 4.79/5 (9 votes) |
| » Respect the earth |
| In the ongoing battle between objects made of aluminum going hundreds of miles per hour and the ground going zero miles per hour, the ground has yet to lose. ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Brad |
Rating : 4.75/5 (4 votes) |
| » Behind the Virgins |
| ATC to airplane: "Fraction 930 taxi to holding postion RWY 26. You are number 6 after the Virgins."
Fraction 930: "I've never had to queue behind that many virgins before - never ever in my whole life!" ... |
| Added on : 18-Aug-2007 |
Added by : Squawkident |
Rating : 4.75/5 (4 votes) |
| » Don't even think about it |
| Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase headwinds. ... |
| Added on : 10-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Astroturf |
Rating : 4.7/5 (31 votes) |
| » Squawk list |
| "Squawks" are problems noted by pilots and left for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints logged by pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
(P) is the problem found by the pilot, (S) is th ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : A&Ptobe |
Rating : 4.69/5 (50 votes) |
| » Stay out of the clouds |
| Stay out of clouds. The silver lining everyone keeps talking about might just be another airplane going in the opposite direction. Reliable sources also report that mountains have been known to hide out in clouds. ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Brad |
Rating : 4.67/5 (3 votes) |
| » Now that's reassuring! |
| One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through th ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Jamster |
Rating : 4.63/5 (24 votes) |
