| » Just for laughs |
| Q: What do you cal1 20 Flight Attendants in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What is the difference between a F/A and a jet engine?
A: The engine stops whining at the gate.
Q: Why does it take a F/A 5 minutes to open a carton of orange ... |
| Added on : 06-Jun-2010 |
Added by : C Simmons |
Rating : 5/5 (2 votes) |
| » Stay ahead of the airplane |
| Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier. ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Brad |
Rating : 4.84/5 (40 votes) |
| » The 30 Greatest Lies in Aviation |
| The 30 Greatest Lies in Aviation:1. I'm from the FAA and I'm here to help you.2. Me? I've never busted minimums.3. We will be on time, maybe even early.4. I have no interest in flying for the airlines.5. All that turbulence spoiled my ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : TerminalBob |
Rating : 4.84/5 (19 votes) |
| » We have the localizer... sort of |
| ATC: N123, have you captured the localizer?
N123: Negative..... but we have it surrounded! ... |
| Added on : 16-Jun-2009 |
Added by : Samuel Rares |
Rating : 4.83/5 (12 votes) |
| » Helicopter mode?! |
| On Lajes Air Base (Azores, Portugal, a formation of 6 portuguese Air Force FIAT G91 some miles away requested a runway overhead and the ATC (a woman) approved. The lady though that by time they arrive, i\'ll have all the traffic landed but things was not ... |
| Added on : 03-Dec-2008 |
Added by : Fabio Rocha |
Rating : 4.77/5 (22 votes) |
| » Behind the Virgins |
| ATC to airplane: "Fraction 930 taxi to holding postion RWY 26. You are number 6 after the Virgins."
Fraction 930: "I've never had to queue behind that many virgins before - never ever in my whole life!" ... |
| Added on : 18-Aug-2007 |
Added by : Squawkident |
Rating : 4.77/5 (9 votes) |
| » Santa loses an engine |
| Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his l ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Jokemaster |
Rating : 4.76/5 (38 votes) |
| » Squawk list |
| "Squawks" are problems noted by pilots and left for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints logged by pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
(P) is the problem found by the pilot, (S) is th ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : A&Ptobe |
Rating : 4.72/5 (63 votes) |
| » Your Intensions Please |
| ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?" ... |
| Added on : 12-Jan-2005 |
Added by : cx409 |
Rating : 4.67/5 (15 votes) |
| » 1997 Darwin Award Winner! |
| You all know about the Darwin Award - It is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing himself in the most extraordinarily stupid way. The 1995 winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine that toppl ... |
| Added on : 20-Dec-2004 |
Added by : cx409 |
Rating : 4.66/5 (33 votes) |
