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» Good vs Great Landings
A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Leo Sutton Rating : 4.08/5 (12 votes)
» Watch your angle of arrival
The probability of survival is inversely proportional to the angle of arrival. Small angle of arrival, large probability of survival. Large angle of arrival, not so much... ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Leo Sutton Rating : 3.33/5 (3 votes)
» Judgment from Experience
Good judgement comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment. ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Leo Sutton Rating : 3.33/5 (3 votes)
» Luck vs Experience
You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck. ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Leo Sutton Rating : 0/5 (1 vote)
» Learn from Others
Learn from the mistakes of others. You won't live ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Leo Sutton Rating : 0/5 (1 vote)
» Too much fuel?
The ONLY time you have too much fuel ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Leo Sutton Rating : 2/5 (2 votes)
» Landings are not optional
Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Leo Sutton Rating : 3.33/5 (3 votes)
» Follow the Virgin
DL Captain: "This is Delta 1123, request to land runway 13." ATC Controller: "DL1123, cleared to land runway 13, follow the virgin on final." DL Captain: ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Grindavik Rating : 0/5 (2 votes)
» Pilot Stalker?
How do you know when someone wants to stalk a pilot? ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : DJ Rating : 2.33/5 (3 votes)
» Startup delay
Some years ago during evening rush our ATC was so slow at FRA airport, less than 10 flights were given start-up clearance each hour. Flights were put in sequence according to their ready-to-start call. First come, first served was the rule. We were # 22 ...
Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Wolfgang Jürges Rating : 1.5/5 (2 votes)

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"Squawks" are problems noted by pilots and left for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints logged by pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
(P) is the problem found by the pilot, (S) is th...

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