Home » New Jokes » Jolly Old St. Nicholas Jolly Old St. Nicholas, I'm from the FAA I've been told that you have no transponder on your sleigh! Christmas Eve is coming soon, so listen close to me, Get your sled transponder rigged, make sure it has Mode C! When the clock is striking 12 and kids ... Added on : 19-Mar-2008 Added by : Jeanie Baker Hubbard Rating : 3.4/5 (5 votes) » Southern Comfort An American passenger flight from New York had about 50 miles to go until landing at Atlanta so the Captain called up with "Hello,Atlanta. we'll be with you at about 12:10 approaching from the north and looking for clearance for approach and landing. ... Added on : 18-Aug-2007 Added by : Bill Dunn Rating : 1.43/5 (14 votes) » Blind pilots with a reliable cue A Southwest flight, already lined up on the runway, is cleared for takeoff and starts moving forward. As they quickly approach the end of the runway, the passengers get a bit anxious. Then just before they overrun the runway, the passengers scream, and th ... Added on : 18-Aug-2007 Added by : Cammy Rating : 2.67/5 (3 votes) » Because You Lost the Bloody War! A Pan Am 727 waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): ... Added on : 18-Aug-2007 Added by : Brandon Rating : 4.45/5 (9 votes) » For Someone Who Can't Fly... A man was boarding a plane, and was surprised when he was seated next to a parrot. Once the plane had reached cruising altitude, the stewardess came around with her drink trolley and asked whether the man wanted a drink. He politely asked for a coffee, ... Added on : 18-Aug-2007 Added by : Str!ker Rating : 4/5 (10 votes) » FLY BY(razor)WIRE It's late afternoon in the sticky, warm air of Palma airport while hordes of British people (fresh from the sun-soaked beaches which have left them lobster red) are piling into budget airlines ready to fly back to their lives to boast their second degree ... Added on : 18-Aug-2007 Added by : David Todd Rating : 1.61/5 (13 votes) » Aircraft Tows Aircraft: Ground, request to tow aircraft 435 from hangar 2 across the street (referring to the taxiway) here to South 45. Tower: Aircraft 435, tow is approved, monitor this frequency, advise upon termination, make sure you look both ways. ... Added on : 19-Mar-2008 Added by : Nathan Rating : 2/5 (1 vote) » Sound Decisions Ole Ish was taking flying lessons at the local FBO. Having just soloed, he was hangar flying with his pilot buddy, Rocket Man. "Howgozit, Ish?", the Rock asks. "Great...an I got Morning Flight from now on!", whereupon the Rock nods reassuring ... Added on : 18-Aug-2007 Added by : John Scanlan Rating : 3/5 (1 vote) » Then there was one... Approaching that "Point of No Return", the Connie was sailing on four round engines, just a-hummin and a-strummin, when suddenly, BAM!...#1 quiet! The pilot, in his cool, steady, reassuring voice announced, "Not not worry folks...we've still ... Added on : 21-Jan-2007 Added by : John Scanlan Rating : 4.21/5 (14 votes) » Baby Male ATC controller (Maastricht): "Baby (BMI) 322 ...(pause) disregard baby!" Female BMI pilot: "Roger." Another male voice on the radio: "She?s not your baby! She?s all mine!" ... Added on : 18-Aug-2007 Added by : Squawkident Rating : 1.67/5 (3 votes)