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How to really read a METAR
Captain, the METAR is less than 6 inches long, so no problem! ...
Added on : 16-Jun-2009
Added by : Samuel Rares
Rating : 3.67/5 (3 votes)
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Birds on the runway - send the firemen
Taxiing plane: Tower, be advised there is a flock of birds on the runway near the intersection. Tower: Roger, we will send out the firetruck. Taxiing plane: No, they are not on fire, they are just there! ...
Added on : 16-Jun-2009
Added by : Samuel Rares
Rating : 4/5 (5 votes)
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Mmmm runway-kill
Tower: Be advised dead animal on runway 36L A/C: Roger, will advise our catering. ...
Added on : 16-Jun-2009
Added by : Samuel Rares
Rating : 4/5 (3 votes)
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We have the localizer... sort of
ATC: N123, have you captured the localizer? N123: Negative..... but we have it surrounded! ...
Added on : 16-Jun-2009
Added by : Samuel Rares
Rating : 4.83/5 (12 votes)
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Aircraft: Ground, request to tow aircraft 435 from hangar 2 across the street (referring to the taxiway) here to South 45.
Tower: Aircraft 435, tow is approved, monitor this frequency, advise upon termination, make sure you look both ways. ...
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