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How to really read a METAR
Captain, the METAR is less than 6 inches long, so no problem! ...
Added on : 16-Jun-2009
Added by : Samuel Rares
Rating : 3.17/5 (6 votes)
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Birds on the runway - send the firemen
Taxiing plane: Tower, be advised there is a flock of birds on the runway near the intersection. Tower: Roger, we will send out the firetruck. Taxiing plane: No, they are ...
Added on : 16-Jun-2009
Added by : Samuel Rares
Rating : 3.16/5 (12 votes)
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Mmmm runway-kill
Tower: Be advised dead animal on runway 36L A/C: Roger, will ...
Added on : 16-Jun-2009
Added by : Samuel Rares
Rating : 3.25/5 (4 votes)
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We have the localizer... sort of
ATC: N123, have you captured the localizer? N123: Negative..... but ...
Added on : 16-Jun-2009
Added by : Samuel Rares
Rating : 4.76/5 (17 votes)
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This was overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant came on the PA and a...
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