Home » Jokes » Samuel Rares (see my pics) ( 1 ) » How to really read a METAR Captain, the METAR is less than 6 inches long, so no problem! ... Added on : 16-Jun-2009 Added by : Samuel Rares Rating : 3.67/5 (3 votes) » Birds on the runway - send the firemen Taxiing plane: Tower, be advised there is a flock of birds on the runway near the intersection. Tower: Roger, we will send out the firetruck. Taxiing plane: No, they are not on fire, they are just there! ... Added on : 16-Jun-2009 Added by : Samuel Rares Rating : 4/5 (5 votes) » Mmmm runway-kill Tower: Be advised dead animal on runway 36L A/C: Roger, will advise our catering. ... Added on : 16-Jun-2009 Added by : Samuel Rares Rating : 4/5 (3 votes) » We have the localizer... sort of ATC: N123, have you captured the localizer? N123: Negative..... but we have it surrounded! ... Added on : 16-Jun-2009 Added by : Samuel Rares Rating : 4.83/5 (12 votes)