Home » Jokes » Jon (see my pics) ( 1 ) » Tough flight attendant This was overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant came on the PA and a ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Jon Rating : 3.38/5 (123 votes) » One Old Captain "Welcome to Las Vegas, Nevada. We'd like to thank you for flying Southwest Airlines, and on behalf of the flight deck we'd also like to extend a very special and very happy 101st Birthday to a gentleman seated near the front of the aircraft." (scatter ... Added on : 20-Dec-2004 Added by : Jon Rating : 3.82/5 (36 votes) » Only 4 ways out of this airplane! From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane." ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Jon Rating : 3.85/5 (27 votes) » Delta: Taking You For a Ride After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Jon Rating : 2.26/5 (24 votes) » Please take your loved ones with you "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Jon Rating : 3.45/5 (18 votes)