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The flight attendents speech
"Hello and welcome to Continental Flight 9291 to Nassau. If you're going to Nassau, you're in the right place. If you're not going to Nassau, you're about to have a really long evening. We'd like to tell you now about some important safety features ...
Added on : 24-Jun-2006
Added by : John
Rating : 1.5/5 (102 votes)
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