Home » Jokes » Chris (see my pics) ( 1 ) » Another tough flight attendant Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Chris Rating : 2.94/5 (18 votes) » Please pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the flight attendant got on the PA and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once th ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Chris Rating : 4.31/5 (19 votes)