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» (36) Getting help
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good Lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a seco ...
Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : Mackey Viewed : 13107 times
» (37) Better safe than sorry
It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than ...
Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : CaptNeal Viewed : 12885 times
» (38) So that's what it's for!
The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops ...
Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : CaptNeal Viewed : 11697 times
» (39) That all-important altitude
When in doubt, hold onto your altitude. No one has ever ...
Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : CaptNeal Viewed : 12100 times
» (40) Slow taxi
You know you've landed with the wheels up if ...
Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : CaptNeal Viewed : 11849 times


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I landed a Cessna Citation at Chicago's Midway Airport not long ago. Upon contacting Midway Ground the following transmission occurred:

Us: "MDW Ground, Citation XXX, with you off of 31R for Atlantic."

Ground: "Citation XXX, cross the 31 runwa...

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