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(36) Getting help
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good Lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a seco ...
Added on : 15-Nov-2004
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Mackey
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(37) Better safe than sorry
It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than ...
Added on : 15-Nov-2004
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CaptNeal
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(38) So that's what it's for!
The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops ...
Added on : 15-Nov-2004
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CaptNeal
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(39) That all-important altitude
When in doubt, hold onto your altitude. No one has ever ...
Added on : 15-Nov-2004
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CaptNeal
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(40) Slow taxi
You know you've landed with the wheels up if ...
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I landed a Cessna Citation at Chicago's Midway Airport not long ago. Upon contacting Midway Ground the following transmission occurred:
Us: "MDW Ground, Citation XXX, with you off of 31R for Atlantic."
Ground: "Citation XXX, cross the 31 runwa...
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