Home » All Jokes « Previous Page [ 1 ] ( 2 ) [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] [ 7 ] [ 8 ] [ 9 ] [ 10 ] [ 11 ] [ 12 ] [ 13 ] [ 14 ] [ 15 ] [ 16 ] [ 17 ] [ 18 ] [ 19 ] [ 20 ] [ 21 ] [ 22 ] [ 23 ] [ 24 ] Next Page » » (6) Please take your loved ones with you "As you exit the plane, please make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses." ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Jon Viewed : 14862 times » (7) No good flight attendants in sight From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately none of them are on this flight." ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Brad Viewed : 14531 times » (8) Another tough flight attendant Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Chris Viewed : 13152 times » (9) Please pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the flight attendant got on the PA and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once th ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Chris Viewed : 13781 times » (10) My first time After taking off, the pilot got on the speaker and said, "Bear with me folks, this is my first time." ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Harvy Viewed : 13757 times