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| » (86) For Someone Who Can't Fly... |
| A man was boarding a plane, and was surprised when he was seated next to a parrot. Once the plane had reached cruising altitude, the stewardess came around with her drink trolley and asked whether the man wanted a drink. He politely asked for a coffee, ... |
| Added on : 18-Aug-2007 |
Added by : Str!ker |
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| » (87) Because You Lost the Bloody War! |
| A Pan Am 727 waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): ... |
| Added on : 18-Aug-2007 |
Added by : Brandon |
Viewed : 46167 times |
| » (88) Blind pilots with a reliable cue |
| A Southwest flight, already lined up on the runway, is cleared for takeoff and starts moving forward. As they quickly approach the end of the runway, the passengers get a bit anxious. Then just before they overrun the runway, the passengers scream, and th ... |
| Added on : 18-Aug-2007 |
Added by : Cammy |
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| » (89) Southern Comfort |
| An American passenger flight from New York had about 50 miles to go until landing at Atlanta so the Captain called up with "Hello,Atlanta. we'll be with you at about 12:10 approaching from the north and looking for clearance for approach and landing. ... |
| Added on : 18-Aug-2007 |
Added by : Bill Dunn |
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| » (90) Jolly Old St. Nicholas |
| Jolly Old St. Nicholas, I'm from the FAA
I've been told that you have no transponder on your sleigh!
Christmas Eve is coming soon, so listen close to me,
Get your sled transponder rigged, make sure it has Mode C!
When the clock is striking 12 and kids ... |
| Added on : 19-Mar-2008 |
Added by : Jeanie Baker Hubbard |
Viewed : 15912 times |
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