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| » (1) Tough flight attendant |
| This was overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final approach, the captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the flight attendant came on the PA and a ... |
| Added on : 10-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Jon |
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| » (2) One Old Captain |
| "Welcome to Las Vegas, Nevada. We'd like to thank you for flying Southwest Airlines, and on behalf of the flight deck we'd also like to extend a very special and very happy 101st Birthday to a gentleman seated near the front of the aircraft." (scatter ... |
| Added on : 20-Dec-2004 |
Added by : Jon |
Viewed : 18151 times |
| » (3) Only 4 ways out of this airplane! |
| From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane." ... |
| Added on : 10-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Jon |
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| » (4) Delta: Taking You For a Ride |
| After landing: "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride." ... |
| Added on : 10-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Jon |
Viewed : 13747 times |
| » (5) Broken Clouds |
| "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you or your money more than Southwest Airlines." ... |
| Added on : 10-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Brad |
Viewed : 13385 times |
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