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| » (1) Santa loses an engine |
| Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived.
In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his l ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : Jokemaster |
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| » (2) Squawk list |
| "Squawks" are problems noted by pilots and left for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints logged by pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
(P) is the problem found by the pilot, (S) is th ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : A&Ptobe |
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| » (3) Dem Fokkers |
| A reporter was interviewing an old Scandinavian fighter pilot, asking him how it was in the war.
"Vell," said the old guy, "vee used to fly up dere and dogfight dem Krauts. Ya, vee used to shoot dem German fokkers outta da sky."
"For the benefit of ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : UnitedAA |
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| » (4) So that's what it's for! |
| The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating. ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : CaptNeal |
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| » (5) Slow taxi |
| You know you've landed with the wheels up if it takes full power to taxi to the ramp. ... |
| Added on : 15-Nov-2004 |
Added by : CaptNeal |
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