Home » All Jokes » Miscellaneous ( 1 ) [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] Next Page » » (1) Santa loses an engine Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his l ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : Jokemaster Viewed : 16496 times » (2) Squawk list "Squawks" are problems noted by pilots and left for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some actual maintenance complaints logged by pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. (P) is the problem found by the pilot, (S) is th ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : A&Ptobe Viewed : 22864 times » (3) Dem Fokkers A reporter was interviewing an old Scandinavian fighter pilot, asking him how it was in the war. "Vell," said the old guy, "vee used to fly up dere and dogfight dem Krauts. Ya, vee used to shoot dem German fokkers outta da sky." "For the benefit of ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : UnitedAA Viewed : 13919 times » (4) So that's what it's for! The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : CaptNeal Viewed : 11658 times » (5) Slow taxi You know you've landed with the wheels up if ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : CaptNeal Viewed : 11809 times