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» (1) Almost a good idea
The student in his primary trainer was flying a solo cross-country. He lost his way and before he finally ran out of fuel he decided to put it down on a road. With hardly any cars on the road he managed to coast his aircraft into a gas station and said to ...
Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : WannaB Viewed : 12606 times
» (2) Photographer / Instructor
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, ...
Added on : 25-Nov-2004 Added by : Moorison Viewed : 9337 times
» (3) Number One
A student became lost during a solo cross-country flight. While attempting to locate the aircraft on radar, ATC asked, "What was your last known position?" "When I was number one for takeoff," replied the student. ...
Added on : 18-Nov-2004 Added by : Vizing Viewed : 8527 times
» (4) Clear!
At one point, we were all primary students, understanding little, questioning even less, but placing complete faith in our instructor. Many of the little things necessary to get through the first few lessons before solo were done by rote, without a great ...
Added on : 18-Nov-2004 Added by : Johann Viewed : 9637 times
» (5) Blond Student Pilot
Instructer: "What happened?" Blond Student Pilot: "Well everything was going great until it got a little cold, so I turned the big fan off!" ...
Added on : 20-Nov-2004 Added by : Andrew Viewed : 9108 times


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The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating....

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