Home » All Jokes » Words of Wisdom ( 1 ) [ 2 ] Next Page » » (1) Don't even think about it Any attempt to stretch fuel is guaranteed to increase headwinds. ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Astroturf Viewed : 11245 times » (2) Things which do you no good in aviation Things which do you no good in aviation: - Altitude above you. - Runway behind you. - Fuel in the truck. - Half a second in history. - Approach plates in the car. - The airspeed you don't have. ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : BillyBob Viewed : 11665 times » (3) Better safe than sorry It's always better to be down here wishing you were up there than up there wishing you were down here. ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : CaptNeal Viewed : 9298 times » (4) That all-important altitude When in doubt, hold onto your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky. ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : CaptNeal Viewed : 8921 times » (5) Stay ahead of the airplane Never let an aircraft take you somewhere your brain didn't get to five minutes earlier. ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : Brad Viewed : 9849 times