Home » All Jokes » ATC Humor « Previous Page [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] ( 5 ) » (21) Just Poke on out Aircraft Was hidden behind Hanger at the terminal. "Mugu Ground, RAIDR41, From the T-Line, request Progressive to Runway 21" "RAIDR41, Mugu Ground, Roger, Just Poke on out, and I'll give you progressive." "Roger, RAIDR41 ... Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Andrew Palka Viewed : 899 times » (22) Little Fokker I landed a Cessna Citation at Chicago's Midway Airport not long ago. Upon contacting Midway Ground the following transmission occurred: Us: "MDW Ground, Citation XXX, with you off of 31R for Atlantic." Ground: "Citation XXX, cross the 31 runwa ... Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Scott Hall Viewed : 991 times » (23) Startup delay Some years ago during evening rush our ATC was so slow at FRA airport, less than 10 flights were given start-up clearance each hour. Flights were put in sequence according to their ready-to-start call. First come, first served was the rule. We were # 22 ... Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Wolfgang Jürges Viewed : 2186 times » (24) Follow the Virgin DL Captain: "This is Delta 1123, request to land runway 13." ATC Controller: "DL1123, cleared to land runway 13, follow the virgin on final." DL Captain: ... Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Grindavik Viewed : 2339 times