Home » All Jokes » ATC Humor « Previous Page [ 1 ] [ 2 ] ( 3 ) [ 4 ] [ 5 ] Next Page » » (11) Your Intensions Please ATC: "Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions?" ... Added on : 12-Jan-2005 Added by : cx409 Viewed : 12784 times » (12) Intentions??? Center: XXX, what are your intentions?Student Pilot: To get my Commercial Pilot's License and Instrument Rating.Center: I mean in the next five minutes, not years. ... Added on : 25-Oct-2005 Added by : cx409 Viewed : 9225 times » (13) We're Here! (I know this is true I was the pilot) ... Added on : 22-Feb-2006 Added by : Ricky Williams Viewed : 12983 times » (14) Aircraft Tows Aircraft: Ground, request to tow aircraft 435 from hangar 2 across the street (referring to the taxiway) here to South 45. Tower: Aircraft 435, tow is approved, monitor this frequency, advise upon termination, make sure you look both ways. ... Added on : 19-Mar-2008 Added by : Nathan Viewed : 8283 times » (15) Because You Lost the Bloody War! A Pan Am 727 waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): ... Added on : 18-Aug-2007 Added by : Brandon Viewed : 46176 times