Home » All Jokes » ATC Humor ( 1 ) [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] Next Page » » (1) Darned newfangled watches Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Astroturf Viewed : 13291 times » (2) Namecalling "Citation 123, if you quit calling me Center, I'll quit calling you twin Cessna." ... Added on : 11-Nov-2004 Added by : Quattro Viewed : 12023 times » (3) Too late Actual Transmissions by O'Hare TRACON "Air Force Four-Five, it appears your engine has... oh, disregard... I see you've already ejected." ... Added on : 11-Nov-2004 Added by : Buddy Bristow Viewed : 12652 times » (4) I'll take $4,000 worth The controller working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty--do a complete circle, a move normally used to provide spacing between aircraft. The pilot of the 727 complained, "Don't you know it costs us two thousand dollars to m ... Added on : 11-Nov-2004 Added by : Shayne Viewed : 15197 times » (5) Long rollout, really long A DC-10 had an exceedingly long rollout after landing with his approach speed a little high. San Jose Tower: "American 751 heavy, turn right at the end of the runway, if able. If not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101 and make a right at t ... Added on : 11-Nov-2004 Added by : The Jokester Viewed : 13658 times