Home » All Jokes » Airline Humor « Previous Page [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] [ 7 ] ( 8 ) [ 9 ] Next Page » » (36) Guess the airline this Flight Attendant works for... A guy sitting at an airport bar in Calgary noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him. He thought to himself, "Wow, she is so gorgeous she must be a flight attendant. But which airline does she work for?" Hoping to gain her attention, he ... Added on : 24-Aug-2008 Added by : YVR_Blondie Viewed : 14043 times » (37) Driving you to Phoenix After pulling back from the gate on a Southwest flight the plane taxied for what seemed like forever, never seeming to get to the runway. Finally a flight attendant comes on the PA and announces ... Added on : 25-Mar-2009 Added by : rob Viewed : 9233 times » (38) look to your right! Captain of Westjet flight on intercom: "If the people on the right side of the aircraft will look out their windows, they will see a great view of Lake Ontario. If the people on the left side of the aircraft look to their right, they will see the bac ... Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Rob S Viewed : 1060 times » (39) Just for laughs Q: What do you call 20 Flight Attendants in a basement? A: A whine cellar. Q: What is the difference between a F/A and a jet engine? A: The engine stops whining at the gate. Q: Why does it take a F/A 5 minutes to open a carton of orange ... Added on : 06-Jun-2010 Added by : C Simmons Viewed : 10715 times » (40) I'm gonna tell you what my momma told me A Southwest flight attendant said this as the door was opened: "OK, now I'm going to tell you exactly what my Mama told me on my 18th birthday. 'GET ... Added on : 13-Jan-2012 Added by : Nichelle Viewed : 875 times