Home » All Jokes » Airline Humor « Previous Page [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] ( 4 ) [ 5 ] [ 6 ] [ 7 ] [ 8 ] [ 9 ] Next Page » » (16) That about sums it up Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of us here at US Airwa ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : WannaB Viewed : 11092 times » (17) Superman don't need no seatbelt! The rich-and-famous don't always succeed in flaunting the rules, as the world-boxing champion learned on one flight. While the aircraft was pushed back, the flight attendant asked him to buckle his seatbelt. The champ replied, "Superman don't need no ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : BillyBob Viewed : 16762 times » (18) You can smoke, but... "Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately." ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : Jallywog Viewed : 13571 times » (19) Now that's reassuring! One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through th ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : Jamster Viewed : 14417 times » (20) Getting help While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Benson looked out the window. "Good Lord!" he screamed, "one of the engines just blew up!" Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a seco ... Added on : 15-Nov-2004 Added by : Mackey Viewed : 13059 times