Home » All Jokes » Airline Humor « Previous Page [ 1 ] [ 2 ] ( 3 ) [ 4 ] [ 5 ] [ 6 ] [ 7 ] [ 8 ] [ 9 ] Next Page » » (11) Feel free to move about. Well... Pilot: "Folks, we have reached our cruising altitude now, so I am going to switch the seat belt sign off. Feel free to move about as you wish, but please stay inside the plane till we land. It is a bit cold outside, and if you walk on the wings it affect ... Added on : 07-Nov-2005 Added by : Paul C Viewed : 12795 times » (12) Whoa! As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. Whoa!" ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Paul C Viewed : 11855 times » (13) Sassy Flight Attendant From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seatbelt and if you don't know how to operate one, you probably ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : Paul C Viewed : 13497 times » (14) With our compliments "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation. In the event of an emergency water landing, please take them with our compliments." ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : David Viewed : 11311 times » (15) Shot down? An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a, "Thanks for fly ... Added on : 10-Nov-2004 Added by : WannaB Viewed : 13776 times