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Q: What do you cal1 20 Flight Attendants in a basement?
A: A whine cellar.

Q: What is the difference between a F/A and a jet engine?
A: The engine stops whining at the gate.

Q: Why does it take a F/A 5 minutes to open a carton of orange ...

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Because You Lost the Bloody War! :
A Pan Am 727 waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:

Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): ...

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Never stretch your fuel. It could result in an atom snapping and a huge explosion....

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